Yeah I know. People are going to shake their heads at me for this (or kill me)

But I have seen ad after ad about Twilight over the past few weeks, and I thought I would share my opinion.

The Cullen House

I live in Vancouver, BC. And when I read that the Cullen house was up for sale here for $3 million or so dollars, I either wanted to laugh or throw up. They should just give that house away to someone who NEEDS a home. Then again it might be cursed. It's a lovely house I admit, but why would you want to buy a house that had people portaying vegitarian vampires living in it? The whole atmosphere just sounds creepy and no I am not talking about the undead.

Bella Swan

1.Necrophilia (that's what sex with a corpse is people).
2.She's a dumbass of a character with a personality of dried hair in a box.

Kristian Steward mentioned that Bella is a good role model for girls. She is? Running after your boyfriend who dumped you isn't a good role model. That's called stalking. Much like what Edward did with Bella. The character tends to play with a boy's emotions, and thinks it's sexy to be with an undead boyfriend who could hurt (possibly) kill her. Great. Then again Bella's mother is kinda retarded as well.


Vampires

I read/heard that the author doesn't like real vampires and that she didn't do any research. Which is okay. I mean vampires are mythical creatures so you can play around with it. Much like dragons. We have an idea what they look like....but as long as they keep the myth in them. Fire breathing, magical creatures. Vampires who are "vegietarians" and "sparkle"? Please. WTF?

So I have a thought...

Since the author didn't do any research, I guess she wouldn't know what Dhampires (Dhampyres) are. For thoes who don't know I'll explain as best I can.

Dhamires are the offspring of a vampire and a human. They are usually male (there are females though I read they don't survive). I also heard that Bella and Edward's demon spawn won't pose a threat to vampires. Well...considering that Dhampires reject their vampire side (many do), they become quite the vampire hunters. Some have been known to track down their vampire parent (Almost always the father. Dhampires are usually produced through a male vampire and a fenale human), a kill them for the curse they lay on them. This is according to folklore people and it differs depending on the country.

In folklore, vampires are usually very ugly, with the smell of death on them. Some drink blood or feed off emotion or physical energy of the living. They were usually blamed for the deaths of Healthy people.

I don't mind modern vampires. Look at Anne Rice. Her vampires, while beautiful, still had the look, feeling and smell of death. She gave them vampire traits while adding a modern sort of twist to them. You can connect yourself with them.

While vampires can have emotions, it's not the same as when humans express them.

Edward Cullen is just boring. True he is undead so that might explain his lack of emotion.....nah. And plus, staying High School is fucking lame.


I watched the first movie and to be honest I did like the art style of the film. I like the font that was used as well, a rather modern fantasy type of font for the title. Some of the environments were lovely, and the atmosphere was nice.

But that doesn't exscuse boring characters, no plot, awkward moments of pausing..the list goes on.



Again these are my own opinions. There is a ton of shit I like that people hate and to be honest I could care less.

END NOTE:
Buy Assassin's Creed 2. Fucking awesome.

~Fin